Barenaked Ladies are so going through my head right now…
The rules: Ten things you’d buy, no scholarships or altruism, completely self-centered. Ooooookay–since scholarships and college plans are my default in my “win the lottery” plan, this might be tough.
- 1959 Corvette Convertible, Admiral Blue. I love, love, love the look of these cars! It’s a work of art, and it hauls butt. Great two-for-one, huh? $150K
- A sabbatical. Since health insurance and pharmacy benefits are so out of hand these days, replacing my salary and benefits will run about $100K.
- Home improvement. I love my house and my neighborhood, so I won’t be buying a McMansion (I object to those on so many levels anyway). Interior/exterior painting, back porch pavilion/patio/deck and accoutrements, master bath redo, spa tub in middle bath, kitchen cabinet refinish/retrofit, selected antiques, window replacement, new irrigation, sod, landscaping, tree work. Since I like the best, $200K.
- Ancestry tour. Use that sabbatical time to visit all the countries of my decidedly mixed ancestry at a leisurely pace. Flights, ferries, and deluxe accommodations in Scotland, Ireland, France, Switzerland, Austria, and the Azores Islands. With souvenirs, $200K.
- Wardrobe. After the personal trainer gets through with me, I’ll need new clothes. Style and comfort, natural fibers. I won’t go crazy with labels, but I will demand quality. $50K
- Home theater. Huge TV, a jillion speakers all through the house, central control, custom bookshelves, CDs of everything I’ve ever loved, DVDs out the wazoo. While I’m at it, make the house smart. $50K
- Geek me out: MacBook Pro 17″ laptop, color laser printer, projector, Mac Pro wired to the gills (30″ cinema display), the works. $15K
- A horse. A really nice horse, probably a Morgan/Arab cross. With tack and lessons, $35K
- A barn and acreage for the horse, plus feed and care. Around here, $100K.
- A house elf, aka a housekeeper and landscaping crew, with occasional visits from a chef and a professional organizer. $100K
That’s it! Once you get going, it’s easy to spend piles of vapor cash. Selfish enough for ya?
I’m stealing this for next Tuesday. Thank you!! And I’m with you on the MacBook!