IB Pissed

I don’t know about you, but sometimes professional conferences are a pain in my considerable behind. Today’s is no exception. I’m at a gorgeous beach resort–no complaints there–with nice food and a room that’s about a hundred feet from the Gulf of Mexico. Fine. Dandy.What’s not fine, or even approaching dandy, is the veritable avalanche of paper I got...
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The Bed List/The Dinner List

BED LIST: SIMON BAKERSimon Baker’s Australian, though you’d never know it from his best-known role, Patrick Jane in The Mentalist. Those eyes! That grin! Those dimples! Don’t know about you, but he’s welcome to observe me up close anytime.DINNER LIST: ARNE DUNCANBehold our new Secretary of Education. I’m sure you can guess why I’d want to have dinner with him....
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Off to the Races

The reworked idea for The Five Step Plan and the proposal for Life After Little League are now on their way to Dream Agent. Let’s hope she’s happier with the rework–if she is, I can salvage some main story elements. If not, we’re talking total rebuild (which I’m not wanting to do, but…). Now I’m back to the YA ideas. Who knew designing an entire...
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If It’s Not One Thing, It’s Another

Adding to the insult of no money coming in all summer (two teacher household, remember?), today I hear this weird griiiiinnnddd-CLUNK sound from one of my back windows. Yep, now it’s stuck down. All the way down. And this is Florida, where we have a thunderstorm every day at 4:00 p.m.Great. Lacking the several hundred bucks it will take to fix the window (stupid VW window regulators are...
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The Bed List/The Dinner List

BED LIST: JAMES McAVOYWho’da thunk the limpid-eyed Mr. Tumnus from The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe, furry goat butt and all, would have ended up becoming a prime-grade Scottish leading man? Not me, but then I saw Penelope. And Atonement. And Becoming Jane. James McAvoy is a seriously cute bundle of simmering Glaswegian rawr.DINNER LIST: ALAN GRAYSONThe new U.S. Representative from...
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