Graduation After Retirement

Congrats to the Class of 2009! Just sat through graduation at my favorite high school, my first after handing my senior class sponsor sash and tiara over to another teacher. Two things today’s experience taught me:Life does go on without me.I am waaaaaaaay critical.Nothing skidded to a halt without me. Everyone got in the O-rena and found a seat. Programs were printed. Speeches were made...
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Ten Celebrities You’re Tired Of

Sarah PalinJennifer AnistonThe Octo-MomJon & KateParis HiltonTom & KatieMischa BartonL’il WayneBeyoncĂ©Anyone from one of those vapid shows I don’t watch but practically know everything about because they’re freakin’ EVERYWHERE, like Gossip Girl or The Hills or that Kardashians nonsense.
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Who is Kate, and Why Should We Care?

Apparently, tonight is the season premiere for Jon and Kate Plus 8, yet another reality series I’ve managed to avoid. If you’ve been under a rock lately, you haven’t seen Jon and Kate Gosselin’s mugs (and her ridiculous attacked-by-a-string-trimmer-from-behind hairdo) splashed across every possible tabloid/celebrity mag at the checkout. From what I gather, they were a...
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I Love Geeky Scotsmen!!

And this is one reason why. Check out Craig Ferguson, bustin’ the moves:
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Life Imitating Art?

Okay, this is freaky. The other day, I was cleaning out my storage room at school, and one of the charms on my bracelet (the bagpipe) got caught in the large spiral binding of a book. Pull, pop, the bagpipe goes flying, and my bracelet ends up in two pieces. After some choice vocabulary words that will not be on my students’ next test, I scooped it all into an envelope and took it to my...
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