Today is DH’s birthday, so we’re having a red-blooded American male celebration. First up, one of the best things about Florida: spring training! Astros vs. Marlins at Osceola County Stadium (Marlins win, 9-8).

It’s a gorgeous day, so we’re stylin’ topless:

Can you say, SPF 60?

Then it’s off for his free steak at Charley’s. He splits the porterhouse with DS, I split the Kansas City Strip with DD, and we still take home extra for steak and eggs in the morning.

Dessert? Well, he is a red-blooded American male. You figure it out.