Hedonism Run Amok

So I go to iTunes and download music. This isn’t something I normally do, and I’m ashamed to admit that my iTunes choices aren’t hip, groundbreaking, or anything that would cement my status as a cool chick. They are, however, fun tunes for walking and driving. My latest blush-inducing purchases:

• “Jump” – Madonna
• “Love Can Move Mountains” – Celine Dion
• “Fake” – Alexander O’Neal
• “Criticize” – Alexander O’Neal
• “Comin’ Home Baby” – Mel Tormé
• “That’s the Way It Is” – Celine Dion
• “You’re the First, the Last, My Everything” – Barry White
• “This Time I Know It’s for Real” – Donna Summer
• “Car Wash” – Rose Royce
• “Build Me Up Buttercup” – The Foundations
• “Perfect Way” – Scritti Politti
• “Ain’t No Other Man” – Christina Aguilera
• “Off the Wall” – Michael Jackson
• “The Way You Move” – OutKast & Sleepy Brown
• “Bust a Move” – Young MC
• “I Melt With You” – Modern English
• “Die Another Day” – Madonna
• “Don’t Tell Me” – Madonna
• “Hung Up” – Madonna
• “Music” – Madonna
• “U + Ur Hand” – P!nk

No idea why I’m on such a Madonna kick, but there you have it.