Jobs I would not like to have:
- proctologist
- actuary
- garbageman
- doctor
- lab rat
- nanny for obscenely rich couple
- convoy escort, Baghdad, Iraq
Guess which of these my brother will be doing for the next 12-18 months?
Oy.
(We’re not even Jewish, but somehow, there’s no Presbyterian expression that fits quite as well in this circumstance.)
My brother is an actuary. 🙁
But you’re right. Boring as shit, though it makes bank.