There’s something so satisfying about opening a can of whupass on loudmouths–loudmouth Midwestern football fans especially. Congratulations, Gators, on your National Championship! UF is now the only school in NCAA history to hold National Championship titles in football and basketball. Not a bad night’s work, huh?

It was a great game. I’m just so glad my usual big game jinx was taking the night off. Florida’s D dominated. Leak and Tebow ran the table on the Buckeyes. Poor Troy Smith of OSU will have to take comfort in his Heisman Trophy, because he won’t be taking much satisfaction home from Arizona with him.

I freakin’ love college football.