RWA Bed Bandit Strikes Again!
Posted by mimi on Jul 30, 2008 in dish | 3 commentsWhen they interview neighbors of the serial criminal, you usually hear things like, “We’re so surprised! She was so quiet!” or “I never expected anything like this.” But when I came down the hall to our room at the Marriott and spotted a neatly made rollaway bed just sitting there, I had flashbacks to Reno.
Sure enough, my roommate can now be brought up on multiple charges. Can you identify this woman? (Hint: She’s listed somewhere on the left!!)
I have NO idea who that woman is. No idea what so ever. None. In fact, now that I look closer, I think she looks quite innocent.
Usually she’s hiding behind a giant suitcase, which is why you’re having identification issues. Try looking for the one with 20 black T-shirts and 18 pairs of high heels, and you’ll be getting very, very warm. 😉
Don’t be fooled by all that blonde. Innocent she ain’t, our Bed Bandit. I hear she hangs out with folks named “Mad Dog” and “Navigatrix” and “Lefty.”
A fine and talented group of wenches they be, I dare say!