Synopsis Hell II

Dream Agent calls and says things are going well, blah blah, going to be out of the country from X to Y, and by the way, would you send a synopsis for Crash Test so we’ll have one in the office?

!!!!

I thought since it was finished, I’d dodged the synopsis bullet, but nooooooo. And of course, since I’ve revised the final, I had to revise the synopsis to match. Dang!!

Turned out better than the first version, but still. A synopsis is bad enough to write the first time. Having to do it over and over is like hooking up with the same bad boyfriend. You think it’s a good idea at the time (and you’re probably drunk at that moment), you try reallyreally hard to make it work, then you end up sending him (it) away in disgust. Let’s hope the people reading the thing like it better than I do right now…