The Bed List/The Dinner List

Back to the boys.BED LIST: PIERCE BROSNANHe just gets better looking, doesn’t he? We all swooned over Remington Steele, panted over him as Bond, James Bond, and got the hots amidst The Thomas Crown Affair. But we fell in love during the “run-by fruiting” in Mrs. Doubtfire. Tall, dark, and devastating. And Irish. Yep, we’re down for the count.DINNER LIST: DENIS...
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The Bed List/The Dinner List

June 1 marks the first day of Gay Pride Month, and in honor of my gay friends, this edition of the Bed/Dinner List has a twist–the ladies I’d pick if I were so inclined.BED LIST: HALLE BERRYHalle Berry is like the most beautiful woman on the planet, okay? Stinkers aside (Catwoman, anyone?), she usually makes excellent choices in film. I’ve watched her bloom from crack whore...
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The Bed List/The Dinner List

BED LIST: MEL GIBSONThere’s just something about Mel! Could be the Australian accent (although he was born in the US), maybe the gorgeous blue eyes, maybe the fact that he’s a big prankster/practical joker. Something. That, and eeeeeeeeeeeeeeverything. Rawr.DINNER LIST: KEVIN SPACEYFind me a good looking, intelligent man, and I’ll be happy to have dinner. Kevin Spacey...
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The Bed List/The Dinner List

BED LIST: JIMMY SMITSJimmy Smits makes one smokin’ hot president, if I say so myself. He’s not bad in a Star Wars uniform, either. Or cop clothes. Or out of cop clothes. Hail to the Chief!DINNER LIST: PAUL SIMONPaul Simon, like Prince, is a pocket genius. He’s not very tall, but he has massive talent. I’ve been in love with his music since I was a kid (practically wore...
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The Bed List/The Dinner List

BED LIST: DERMOT MULRONEYOne disadvantage to letting your students turn in research papers so close to the end of the term (especially if you’re a procrastinator) is that it seems to take forever to get them graded. Read: All-nighter. One bonus to all-nighters, though, is catching all the “oh, I remember that one!” movies at 2 am on We and other related channels. My treat for...
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