The Bed List/The Dinner List

Posted by on May 5, 2006 in dish | 1 comment BED LIST: KEVIN COSTNEROne simple line, from Bull Durham, says it all: Well, I believe in the soul, the c***, the p****, the small of a woman’s back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the...
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The Bed List/The Dinner List

Posted by on Apr 28, 2006 in dish | 0 comments BED LIST: BRAD PAISLEYThe smile’s awesome. So’s the guitar. And he has a sly sense of humor (check out the lyrics for “Alcohol” or the video for “I’m Gonna Miss Her” to see what I mean). Pretty much the trifecta.DINNER LIST: DAUNTE CULPEPPERThey may have fallen out of love with him in the Twin Cities, but this hometown body makes good in Central Florida....
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The Bed List/The Dinner List

Posted by on Apr 21, 2006 in dish | 0 comments I spent much of my teenage years schlepping up and down the interstates of the Southeast to compete at Highland games–kilts, bagpipes, dancers, men throwing telephone polls (they’re actually called cabers, and you throw for accuracy, not distance, but there I go digressing again). In honor of my ane Scottish home, the selections:BED LIST: DOUGRAY SCOTTDougray Scott nearly stole...
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The Bed List/The Dinner List

Posted by on Apr 14, 2006 in dish | 0 comments Bad boys this week. Very bad boys.BED LIST: COLIN FARRELLColin Farrell is exactly the kind of guy that your mother warned you about while shooting you dark looks, the guy your father just thought about shooting, period. He’s Irish, and he loves to party. It’s on video. Yes, he’s naked. Not that there’s anything wrong with that…DINNER LIST: VINCE VAUGHANLook at that...
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The Bed List/The Dinner List

Posted by on Apr 7, 2006 in dish | 0 comments It’s Masters weekend, so all the more fitting to choose a couple of my favorite golfers for this week’s list.BED LIST: FRED COUPLESMy inner geek gets all tingly during golf tournaments, especially when sweet-swinging Freddy Couples is on the leaderboard. I cannot say why he rings my bell, but he does. Maybe it’s because he’s well-known in the golf world for his lovely...
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