Boyz N the Woodz

Posted by on Feb 25, 2006 in dish | 1 comment DH ventures off in the woods today for the church men’s retreat and leaves me with the offspring. He should have fun. ATVs, skeet shooting, barbecue. Lord only knows what they’ll talk about, but it won’t really matter. They have the two primary ingredients required for male bonding: beerfood cooked over open flame If only world peace were this easy.
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The Bed List/The Dinner List

Posted by on Feb 24, 2006 in dish | 1 comment BED LIST: ORLANDO BLOOMOkay, this choice is totally predictable and definitely skewing me into Tiger Beat territory, but…damn. I don’t think it’s possible to make this man look bad.DINNER LIST: GRANT HILLGrant Hill is probably the class act in the NBA. He’s loyal to his team, an excellent player (so unfair that he’s been injured so much), and unfailingly thoughtful,...
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The Bed List/The Dinner List

Posted by on Feb 17, 2006 in dish | 0 comments BED LIST: NICK LACHEYIt’s not the first time I’ve said it, but it bears repeating. Jessica Simpson is an idiot. Why anyone would let someone this good looking and nice (he is a Kentucky boy, after all) get away must have fried most of her brain cells (all that bleach must have had long-term effects). I’m on Team Nick with this one. Let’s hope his new gig on ESPN brings...
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The Bed List/The Dinner List

Posted by on Feb 10, 2006 in dish | 1 comment BED LIST: JASON STATHAMDH is addicted to Luc Besson movies, which explains why, one Friday night, he brought The Transporter home from Blockbuster. I planned to read while he had his drive-fast-shoot-first-kick-ass fix, but I made the mistake of looking up–whoa. Not only can Jason Statham kick ass, he’s cute. His character’s name in the remake of The Italian Job is...
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The Bed List/The Dinner List

Posted by on Feb 3, 2006 in dish | 0 comments In honor of this week’s Super Bowl (go Steelers!), two gridiron greats:BED LIST: TOM BRADYToo bad Tom’s always in a helmet–he looks good! Plus, he’s got a great sense of humor: here’s the clip of Tom in his underwear from SNL. See what I mean? Since he won’t be playing this Sunday, I’m sure I could think of some ways to cheer him up. Hell, being in the...
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