The Bed List/The Dinner List

BED LIST: OLIVIER MARTINEZTall, dark, handsome, French. What’s not to like? (If you’re unconvinced, check out Unfaithful.)DINNER LIST: ROBIN WILLIAMSRobin Williams is the hairiest man in movies. Watch the Central Park scene in The Fisher King, if you don’t believe me. He’s also one of the funniest ever–his two-hour appearance on Inside the Actor’s Studio is...
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The Bed List/The Dinner List

BED LIST: BRAD PITTOkay, I give. Every time I go to the grocery store, it’s all-Brad-all-the-time, so I can’t help looking at him. It’s gotten easier as he’s gotten older. I was never crazy about him in the early years–too blond and pretty–but he’s aging well. Plus, I think Angie’s good for him. There. I’ve said it.DINNER LIST: PETER...
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The Bed List/The Dinner List

BED LIST: LENNY KRAVITZMy writing bud Nancy lucked into Aerosmith tickets last week (I hate her! Just kidding!), and I hate her all the more because Lenny Kravitz was the opening act. There’s nothing like blasting “Are You Gonna Go My Way?” loud enough to make your ears bleed while exceeding the speed limit. But I digress. Nancy has a serious Rob Thomas fixation, but she said...
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The Bed List/The Dinner List

BED LIST: LIEV SCHREIBERMy first encounter with Liev Schreiber was as the science-obsessed boyfriend in Kate and Leopold. Frankly, I didn’t notice him much because I was busy drooling over Hugh Jackman, but I digress. But the more I saw of Liev, the more I liked. Frankly, I’d like to see more. Naked would be fun.DINNER LIST: GEORGE CARLINGeorge Carlin is rude, crass, opinionated, and...
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The Bed List/The Dinner List

BED LIST: LL COOL JI tend to play a lot of music in my classroom, and whenever LL Cool J’s “I Need Love” rotates on, all the kids sing along with him. So do I. There’s something about this guy that’s just irresistible. Probably the growly voice and the six pack. The muscles don’t hurt, either.DINNER LIST: DICK CLARKThis man is a miracle of genetics, or modern...
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