The Bed List/The Dinner List

BED LIST: TOM SELLECKThis is Tom Selleck the way we best remember him, in all his moustached, hairy-chested, Magnum P.I. glory. He’s aged well, of course–men this good looking always do, the bastards. But there’s something about revisiting a junior high crush that amps up the sigh-meter. Yep, I’d investigate him in private.DINNER LIST: BRIAN WILLIAMSIt would be...
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The Bed List/The Dinner List

BED LIST: DJIMON HOUNSOUThat’s JI-mon HOHN-soo to you. Rawr to me. He is the first African (born in Benin) male to be nominated for an Oscar (Best Supporting Actor, In America), and he’s up for another for Blood Diamond on Sunday. Hot and talented. Quite the combo.DINNER LIST: MARTIN SCORSESEEverybody says this will be Scorsese’s year for an Oscar. He’s like the Susan...
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The Bed List/The Dinner List

BED LIST: MARK HARMONSince I’m in military mode, I have to go with Mark Harmon this week. I know, I know, his show is called NCIS, which is Navy, but there isn’t much hunky Army beefcake to choose from on the airwaves these days. Mark is some hunky beefcake. He can be forgiven for playing a squid.DINNER LIST: CONAN O’BRIENI have to admit, Conan’s grown on me. He can be so...
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The Bed List/The Dinner List

BED LIST: THOMAS GIBSONThomas Gibson can play bad (Far and Away), good (Dharma and Greg), and serious (Criminal Minds). He doesn’t have to play at being hot, though. Rawr.DINNER LIST: STEPHEN SPIELBERGStephen Spielberg is a visionary and a genius. He’s provided us with iconic heroes (Indiana Jones), iconic action (Jaws, Jurassic Park), iconic childhood (E.T.), and watchable Tom...
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The Bed List/The Dinner List

BED LIST: SAM ELLIOTTLove that voice. Just love that voice. The bod ain’t bad, neither. Sam’s one of those who just improves with age. And he’s a smart one, too. I’ll bet he has a very, very large bag of tricks.DINNER LIST: TOM BROKAWAnother great voice, with plenty of smarts behind it. And he’s a writer, so I’m guessing between current affairs and his love of...
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