Oh, for Cripes’ Sake!!

Posted by on Jan 18, 2006 in dish | 0 comments The longer I go to church, the less I understand church people. Let me start by saying that I love my church. I was confirmed in my church. I’ve been a member of this church for a looooooooooooooong time.Needless to say, being with one group for that length of time–even if people come in and go out, as people are wont to do–gives you some type of perspective. It may be warped,...
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Little Monsters’ Mommies!

Posted by on Dec 10, 2005 in dish | 0 comments Apologies in advance to those of you who aren’t as sports-obsessed as mimi, but this morning’s paper contained an interesting story that dovetails so nicely with my rant on monster children, I just had to comment.Apparently Josh Portis, the backup quarterback for the Florida Gators, will be transferring to another school after the Gators play in this year’s Outback Bowl. Why?...
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The Little Monsters!

Posted by on Dec 6, 2005 in dish | 0 comments I have to admit feeling vindicated when reading about Dan McCauley, the proprietor of the Chicago-area bakery/sandwich shop A Taste of Heaven. Irritated to the limit by screeching wild creatures disguised as children that regularly invaded his shop, he posted a sign on the door of his shop reading, “Children of all ages have to behave and use their inside voices when coming to A Taste of...
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Nick and Jessica: Like We’re Surprised

Posted by on Nov 26, 2005 in dish | 0 comments DISCLAIMER: I have never seen a single episode of Newlyweds, nor do I own a single CD from either Nick or Jessica. I also know the difference between chicken and tuna.The official word is that Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson are officially separating, “respect our privacy at this difficult time,” blah blah blah. Like everyone who scans tabloid headlines in the grocery aisle...
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I Told You So!!

Posted by on Nov 16, 2005 in dish | 0 comments People just named Matthew McConaughey the “Sexiest Man Alive.” Since Mr. Naked Bongos was one of my first Bed List picks, I get to ask, “What took y’all so long?” Yep, still Biscuit-worthy. As a side note, five of People’s top 15 have also been on the Bed List: Matthew Mc, Patrick Dempsey, Viggo Mortensen, Keith Urban, and Clive Owen. The gal knows how to pick...
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