Back to the boys.

BED LIST: PIERCE BROSNAN

He just gets better looking, doesn’t he? We all swooned over Remington Steele, panted over him as Bond, James Bond, and got the hots amidst The Thomas Crown Affair. But we fell in love during the “run-by fruiting” in Mrs. Doubtfire. Tall, dark, and devastating. And Irish. Yep, we’re down for the count.

DINNER LIST: DENIS LEARY

Everyone’s inner smartass could use a tuneup now and again. What better tutor than Denis Leary? He’s quick on his feet, sharp, funny as hell. Plus, he has a soft spot for firefighters and puts his money where is mouth is (his Leary Firefighters Foundation was the second-quickest to respond after 9-11). All in all, a great guy. Not an a****** in the slightest (although his song about them nails American self-absorption).