BED LIST: JIMMY SMITS

Jimmy Smits makes one smokin’ hot president, if I say so myself. He’s not bad in a Star Wars uniform, either. Or cop clothes. Or out of cop clothes. Hail to the Chief!

DINNER LIST: PAUL SIMON

Paul Simon, like Prince, is a pocket genius. He’s not very tall, but he has massive talent. I’ve been in love with his music since I was a kid (practically wore the grooves out of my Bridge Over Troubled Water album–yes, album; you heard me; “The Boxer” is my favorite cut). Great stuff. Plus, he has the cojones to sing with Muppets. If you don’t own a copy of Graceland, shame on you!