BED LIST: OLIVIER MARTINEZ

Tall, dark, handsome, French. What’s not to like? (If you’re unconvinced, check out Unfaithful.)

DINNER LIST: ROBIN WILLIAMS

Robin Williams is the hairiest man in movies. Watch the Central Park scene in The Fisher King, if you don’t believe me. He’s also one of the funniest ever–his two-hour appearance on Inside the Actor’s Studio is one bizarre, sidesplitting improv. He’s a decent actor, too, but I’d be in it for the laughs. That, and trying to convince him to say “nanu-nanu” for old times’ sake.