Full disclosure: I do not drink coffee. I hate coffee. But DH and most of my friends (waving at the Puffs) are coffee folk, and like most coffee folk, they are now unwitting slaves to Starbucks. So, for fun on a Saturday morning–and since this is DH’s weekly meeting with the small group guys at, erm, Starbucks–I present to you coffeeheads the Oracle of Starbucks.

Enter your typical order and find out all about yourself. Too funny. Click here to find out all about your venti half-caf caramel macchiato self.